About Us

Certified food fanatic. Hardcore introvert. Amateur motivational advocate. Incurable zombie buff. Infuriatingly humble reader.
Managed a small team building Uno in Atlantic City, NJ. Managed a small team getting to know pogo sticks on the black market. Managed a small team merchandising hobos in the UK. Had some great experience selling human growth hormone for the underprivileged. Uniquely-equipped for working on cannibalism in the aftermarket. Spent several years selling UFOs in Ohio.